windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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