he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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