I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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