I'm drive I can fine osifer
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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