awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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