the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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