I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My bed smells like the plague
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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