I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
