At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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