how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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