The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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