are you so shy because you have an std?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So apparently I’m into choking now
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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