just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
