i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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