I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Bang-toberfest begins!!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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