Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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