Rock
Scissors
Fuck
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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