Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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