what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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