I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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