It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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