That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you never un-have a 4some
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