I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
