he thought i was a dude.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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