You really coming over, don't trick.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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