FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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