"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
What drink are we having for lunch?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
