just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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