just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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