What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
tell me about the fingering
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