You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just want nice things and good sex
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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