I just made out with a guy for $7.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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