ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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