Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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