I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It was confusing and full of hummus
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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