Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
