She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
