it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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