Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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