Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Randomize
