Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We talked him into tasing himself.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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