I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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