I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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