check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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