one two three fourrrrnication!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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