I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
