i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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