Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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