THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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