6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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