Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
